"Over My Dead Body" by Michele Bardsley

Book 5 in the Broken Heart Vampires series is just as cute and funny as the first four. Bardsley does a good job at creating romantic tension between sassy characters, all while throwing some sort of roadblock in their way. The books are short, easy reads (usually taking me no longer than a day or so), and while there is quite a bit of information about the Consortium, the different vampire families, etc, it's all conveniently placed at the back of the book.

Simone Sweet has returned to Broken Heart, Oklahoma after killing her abusive husband. No one knows this dark secret of hers, just that she moved in with "Grandma Elaine" (her husband's grandmother) and that her young daughter Glory doesn't speak. Simone keeps to herself and works hard as a mechanic, preferring cars to people. Even though she's now a vampire with a talent for things water-related (thanks to her vamp family's background), she's still great with a wrench. While working on the Invisi-Shield for the town, she meets Braddock (Brady) Hayes, a hot hunky guy who seems to be interested in her. She's attracted to him, but given her past, feels that she should stay as far away as possible.

Enter the government, of course! Simone is not the only one hiding something; Brady has his own past actions weighing on him. He starts dating Simone, basically to keep her from dealing with Reiner, one of the werewolves. The attraction is very obvious, but of course, the author keeps them apart for a long time, thus building the tension. There's a huge festival for paranormalkind in just a few days and the threat from outside forces looms over the festivities, especially after Glory is kidnapped.

I enjoyed this book - funny, nothing too serious (although the issue of abuse is a bit heavier than normal for Bardsley). Probably the best part is a possible nod to one of my favorite comedians, George Carlin. Gosh I miss him! If you're looking for cute, funny paranormal romance, you can't go wrong with Broken Heart Vampires.

"Whitechapel Gods" by S. M. Peters

Hmmmm.... this is a book that begs for truth in advertising, I think. The blurb on Amazon said "A thrilling new Steampunk fantasy from a talented debut author", which sounded very promising indeed. And the cover art! Too cool!

As they say, you can't (and shouldn't) judge a book by its cover. In this case, awesome cover art drew me in along with the small blurb. I waited and waited to see if we ever got this in our library system, which we did not. Then I got lucky; my little sis had bought it and very graciously loaned it to me. And then it sat on my dining room table for months and months while I read a lot of other stuff. I finally decided to pick it up this weekend, mostly because I'm trying to do a better job at keeping up with my "to-be-read" piles!

I have to be honest with you, dear readers, I only read the first 50 pages of this book. I won't say it's awful because it may not be to some of you. But I just could not get into this book. Yes, it's Steampunk. Yes, it's a debut author (I'll argue on the "talented" claim). Yes, the cover art is wicked cool. And yes, on the surface, it sounded like a really good story. But... well... I found the writing to be a bit on the boring side, as well as not very clear when it came to the world building. I consider myself to be fairly well-read, but I was having a hard time figuring out just exactly what was going on.

As Nancy Pearl says, give any book 50 pages. If you're not loving it (or not intrigued enough to keep going), put the thing down and move on to something else. There is just not enough time to read them all to the end, especially the ones that you're struggling with!

"The Night Villa" by Carol Goodman

"The eruption of Italy's Mount Vesuvius in A.D. 79 buried a city and its people, their treasures and secrets. Centuries later, echoes of this disaster resonate with profound consequences in the life of classics professor Sophie Chase. In the aftermath of a tragic shooting on the University of Texas campus, Sophie seeks sanctuary on the isle of Capri, immersing herself in her latest scholarly project alongside her colleagues, her star pupil, and their benefactor, the compelling yet enigmatic business mogul John Lyros. Beneath layers of volcanic ash lies the Villa Della Notte - the Night Villa - home to first-century nobles, as well as to the captivating slave girl at the heart of an ancient controversy. And secreted in a subterranean labyrinth rests a cache of antique documents believed lost to the ages: a prize too tantalizing for Sophie to resist. But suspicion, fear, and danger roam the long-untrodden tunnels and chambers beneath the once sumptuous estate - especially after Sophie sees the face of her former lover in the darkness, leaving her to wonder if she is chasing shadows or succumbing to the siren song of the Night Villa. Whatever shocking events transpired in the face of Vesuvius's fury have led to deeper, darker machinations that inexorably draw Sophie into their vortex, rich in stunning revelations and laden with unseen menace."

Carol Goodman always delivers a good story, and this book is no different. There were, however, a few flaws this time, nothing that would keep me from recommending the work. Sophie, like other Goodman heroines, not only studies and teaches the classics, she immerses herself in that world. She must work on this new endeavor, the Papyrus Project, with her former professor and lover (now co-worker) Elgin Lawrence. Elgin, John Lyros and others are hoping to find a work by Pythagoras, one that could possibly prove damaging to the Catholic Church. Also looking for the lost scroll are members of a secret society called Tetraktys, a sort of cult that Sophie's ex-boyfriend belonged to (and left her for). There are several red herrings in the book, some of which work, some which don't.

As usual, Goodman does an excellent job at evoking the feel of the location, in this case, the ruins of Herculaneum. You can almost smell the dust that lingers over the excavation of the Villa della Notte, see the lewd paintings of the "little mysteries" (ancient rites performed in honor of the gods), taste the pasta and olive oil. Where this book falls a bit flat is in the character development, namely Sophie. There are a few things that I didn't buy, things I can't go into here without giving away crucial plot points, but let me just say that I don't believe that she's a naive person, which made some of her actions seem a bit unbelievable. I see why Goodman did what she did, but I wonder if the same outcome could have been achieved in another way.

The best thing about a Goodman book is that there's always a story within the story, and this story was pretty darn good. Phineas Aulus is a scholar and collector of writings (the scrolls), an older man who may also be a bit of a thief. His boat capsizes and the crew drown; he miraculously survives and is taken in by Calatoria Vimidis, a cruel woman who is looking for someone to play the role of the god in her mystery rites. Phineas meets and takes an interest in one of Calatoria's slave girls, Petronia Iusta, a young woman who was raised by Calatoria and her now-deceased husband. There's enough backstabbing and intrigue in this internal story to keep the reader involved; we get to "read" Phineas's diary through the work done by the Papyrus Project. Definitely a recommended book!

"Death's Mistress" by Karen Chance

The second book starring dhampir Dorina Basarab shows that this spinoff series (from Chance's Cassie Palmer books) deserves to stand on its own. Dorina is still trying to live her life without dealing with her father, Mircea. Not an easy thing to do - Dory sort of works for her dad as a bounty hunter, bringing in (or killing) vamps who have presented a problem to the Senate. She's still looking for a way to deal with her blinding/blackout rages as well, and may have found the answer in a potent Fae potable, one that has left her with some interesting side effects (ones that also play a big role in her relationship with her father).

Mircea calls Dory with an assignment - bring him the vampire Ray, who is causing the Senate concern. No problem, Dory tells him. Until she's in the middle of the apprehension and who should show up to take away Ray? Louis-Cesare, the vampire she met in "Midnight's Daughter", the one she can't seem to forget (even though she knows she should kill him). Seems Ray has been a busy boy and is wanted by lots of people. Dory is determined to keep him (well, his pieces - poor Ray spends much of the book as a head severed head from its body, quite funny).

In the midst of this mess, Dory arrives home to find an unexpected visitor, her roommate, Claire. Having married a Fae prince and produced an heir, Claire is now trying to track down a magic rune of protection, Naudiz, that will keep her child safe (lots of unrest in the Fae world, lots of assassins). Dory learns that Louis-Cesare has a stake in all this as well; his former mistress, Christine, has been traded by Anthony to Elyas, both vampires, and both possibly possessing the rune. Dory will have to work with Louis-Cesare to find Christine and the rune, all while trying to fight her attraction to him.

There's a lot of action in this installment, at times perhaps a bit too much. I really enjoyed the "down-time" scenes with Dory and her roomie, the kids (Claire's son and Dory's baby duergar-brownie mix, Stinky), Ray (good comic relief), even her uncle Radu (very flamboyant for a vamp). I did appreciate the author developing Dory's character a bit more. She learns in this book that not all vamps are evil, something that doesn't sit well with her at first. I'm curious to see where her relationship with Mircea goes in the next installment (as well as Louis-Cesare!). Chance is definitely one of the better authors writing urban fantasy; if you enjoy this genre, check out this series (and the Cassie Palmer books, too).

"Thereby Hangs A Tail" by Spencer Quinn

Chet and Bernie are back! The first book starring the Little Detective Agency (being Bernie Little, the human, and Chet, the dog) was entertaining and definitely different, enough that Stephen King told everyone to put it on their Summer Reading List. I was excited to see that Quinn had a second installment due out, and I waited and waited and waited until we got it here at the library (much like Chet, I'm not always the most patient of beings).

Chet and Bernie are down on their financial luck. They haven't had any big cases lately, and Bernie still has a bad habit of drinking a bit too much, at which point he listens to con artists who convince him to "invest" his money in some "can't fail, get rich quick" scheme. As Chet would say, Oh Bernie.... Along comes a new case, one that's not typical for them. They are approached for bodyguard positions for a show dog, Princess, a cute little puff ball that has teeny-tiny legs and a bit of an attitude. Seems someone doesn't want her competing, let alone winning, the local dog show. Her owner, Adelina Borghese, wants someone to protect Princess, someone who might be more familiar with the threatening type. Chet and Bernie meet Adelina, Princess, and Nancy Malone, Princess's trainer, but things don't go well, as they usually don't. The Little Detective Agency is summarily dismissed from duty.

But almost as soon as they're canned, they're rehired, by Adelina's husband, Lorenzo do Borghese, an Italian "count". Someone has kidnapped his wife and precious Princess, and he wants Chet and Bernie to find and return Princess. Oh, and his wife, too. The case becomes personal for Bernie when his on-again-off-again girlfriend, reporter Susie Sanchez, also disappears while following up some leads on the wife/dognapping. Chet and Bernie travel to the ghost town where Susie disappeared, only to be attacked and split up themselves. We follow Chet, who figures out where he is (sorta), finds some nice hippies who share their Slim Jims with him, and is sold and almost shipped off to Alaska (long story).

The case takes a couple of twists and turns, mostly because we only get Chet's point of view, and he's easily distracted. There's a rival dog owner, Sherman Ganz from Las Vegas, who could be the culprit. But the husband and the trainer are awfully chummy, and they really just seem to want to get Princess back, so they could be the perpetrators. Then there are all those phrases that Chet has trouble with, things like "red herring" and "crocodile tears". Just too confusing for our detective pup.

This second book was good, but not as good as the first, which I suppose is to be expected. I still love Chet, even if his distracted way of narrating got a bit old at times. I just kept reminding myself that most dogs are like that - easily distracted and not very linear-thinking - and this is Chet's story, really, not Bernie's. I did still love Chet's descriptions of smells, and how much he loves those smells, especially bacon. Makes me wish I had a canine's sense of smell. The mystery isn't all that complicated, but I don't think it's supposed to be the main point, either. Overall, I'm still happy with Quinn's work, even if the freshness of it is...well.... less fresh. I will happily read the third Chet and Bernie mystery when it comes out.

"Don't Swallow Your Gum!" by Aaron Carroll M.D. and Rachel Vreeman M.D.

Wonders never cease! I received my alumi newsletter from IUPUI (Indiana University Purdue University at Indianapolis, for those not already in the know) and almost threw it out without looking at it, since they typically just want me to send in money. For some reason, I started leafing thru the thing, and here's this cute little book, written by two grads. Hmmm.... the book looked like it could be interesting - I'm always up for something debunking medical/diet/whatever myths. I checked our catalog (not really believing I'd see it) and OMG, there it is! A few mouse clicks later and it would be on its way to me right before I took my week of vacation, a little light (and hopefully fun) reading for my break.

This book covers a lot of medical myths about our bodies and our health, things that you've probably heard your mother say in your lifetime (or possibly even your doctor). Now, the authors are quick to point out that they did not do any experiments themselves. Instead, they dug through all the information that is now readily available for proof, or the lack thereof, regarding these myths. They were looking for hard scientific data that would back up such motherly claims as "Don't swallow your gum, cause it'll stay in your stomach for 7 years!" In case you're wondering, no, gum doesn't stick around in your tummy that long. True, it's made up of several indigestible substances (which makes sense, when you think about it!) but as the authors point out, the gut has a way of moving things along no matter what.

I won't bore you with all the little stories, but I will tell you which one I found to be the most fascinating. I'm sure everyone has heard about the razor blades in the Halloween candy, right? Well, it never happened. There is no definitive proof that any child has ever found a razor blade in his Snickers or Three Musketeers bite-size bars. Definitely urban legend time, probably passed down thru the infamous "Friend of a Friend". There have been a few deaths around Halloween, and they have been blamed on candy - at first. Turns out in every case there was a parent using the candy to hide the real cause, which was typically their drug stash. Sad, right? OK, here's the real kicker: there was a woman who gave kids poison! Her name was Helen Pfeil, and in 1964 she was arrested for giving out "joke" treats, packages of dog biscuits, steel wool pads, and yes, poison buttons. Before you say "aha - told ya!", she labeled each package with a list of contents, and she told the kids exactly what she was giving them. She only gave these "special packages" out to kids that she thought were too old to be out trick-or-treating, trying to show them the error of their ways. Yeah, maybe she shouldn't have given out this exact "treat", but I have to agree with her point - I've had teenagers show up pretty much demanding candy at Halloween. Anyway, now you know why this rumor/urban legend has been around for so long!

Overall, this was a good little book. Not necessarily a lot of new information, but still some interesting stuff. Plus, you can read it, then have the "real" scoop when your Mom tries to tell you that you'll go blind trying to read in the dark!

Happy Birthday!

To me, that is! Yes, today is my 42nd, and to reward myself I took an entire week off from work. I'm spending the time with my hubby, which is nice (especially as I haven't wanted to kill him!). I had planned to get some major cleaning done, get into an exercise routine, do a lot of things that I've been meaning to do. And pretty much none of it has happened.

Except for reading, that is.

Since Saturday, I have finished four, count them - four - books. I'm also well into a fifth and have every intention of starting the other two I brought home for the week. I am just amazed at how much I've read! Normally I'm lucky to get one done in a few days... Then again, having this much free time (and absolutely nothing on the TV, nor any big plans to play tourist anywhere) has worked to my advantage.

Other than the reading, I have simply relaxed, something that I'm not ordinarily very good at. I like to be busy, even if it's just with piddly little things such as housework. But the pressures of my position at the library have been wearing on me just a bit lately, and my wonderful co-workers have been after me to take a break, regroup, relax. I cannot tell you how right they were! I still have half a week left, and for the first time in a long time, I don't find myself wanting to go back. I mean, I will go - I do like my job, and I do have bills to pay! But usually I'm chomping at the bit by now, just itching to jump back in. I'm not really sure why I don't feel that way this time; perhaps it's the fact that I'm really enjoying the time off this go-round. Maybe it's being with hubby dearest - and actually getting along well! Who knows. I do know that I plan to take some more time off by the end of the year!

I'll try to post some book reviews just as soon as I can, but as I said - I'm on vacation and loving every minute of it. Which means I'm not really even thinking about this blog much! Don't worry - I've taken some notes on each book, so I'll still be able to do a decent job. Look for the reviews to start next week. As for the new releases, well, I think for this month we'll just let those slide. Unless there's a really, really great title that's coming out that you think everyone should know about - in that case, email me and let me know, and I'll pass along the info!

Take care, dear readers, and I'll see you again soon!